Donald Trump-style Zoltar Speaks machine appears in New York City

Your wish is granted – someone finally stuffed Donald Trump in a box.

Featuring glowing red eyes and a bald eagle sporting a trademark red cap, the All-Seeing Trump booth is making its way around Brooklyn and Manhattan, Gothamist reported, landing outside Trump Tower Tuesday afternoon.

Onlookers can intimately experience slight exaggerations of the alleged billionaire's unhinged views, including plans to build a high speed rail for deporting illegal immigrants that "runs on green energy – salsa verde," as well as the animatronic maniac admitting he actually has no plans to build a wall, saying, "Do you have any idea how much that would cost? I mean, you people are so clueless."

The machine is modeled after the antique arcade fortune teller called Zoltar Speaks featured in the 1988 film "Big." The machine was capable of not only turning Tom Hanks' 12-year-old character into an adult but also magically making audiences OK with a plot point that saw an adult woman sleep with a pre-teen inhabiting a man's body.

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Likewise, there's no word on if this machine can turn a childish politician into a viable presidential candidate, but the equally soulless Donald has four weeks to find out.

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